The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Why bother?” | |
| 3. |  The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Root is God” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 5. |  The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
| 6. |  The List of Ingredients | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Everything is full of ingredients.” | |
| 7. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 9. |  The United Macedonian Republic of Obedineta Makedonija | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Makedonija na Makedoncite” | |
| 10. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Progress before safety.” |
