The Most Average in New York
World Census staff took time out to pay tribute to those most overlooked of nations: the determinedly average.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Earth_ Two | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “We'll eat your young!” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Niagara-Falls | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Hear that? Now I really need to pee.” | |
| 3. |  The Wonderful Life of Bedford Falls | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.” | |
| 4. |  The Disputed Territories of ALF | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “HAAA! I Kill me!” |
