The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 6. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 7. |  The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
| 8. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Christian Empire of Macedoine | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Drang nacht osten” | |
| 10. |  The Evolved Pandemonium of Scientific Inquisitors | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Progress before safety.” |
