The Safest in Official European Union
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Official European Union is ranked 21,762nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United Kingdom of Fordana | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “God Save the Que-oops I mean King” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of The Greater Nordics | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “För folket, För Norden !! Ihmisille, Pohjoismaille !!” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Eastern-States | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Vivat Eastracia” |
