The Safest in Ozzy
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Ozzy is ranked 12,447th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Satanic Worshippers of Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Ozzman Cometh!” | |
| 2. |  The World Federation of WWrestling | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “ATTITUDE.” | |
| 3. |  The Sexual Innuendo of FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo” | |
| 4. |  The Freakin' Awesome Dudes of New Junkyland | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Ozzy We Trust” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Borderlands of The Communist and Anarchist Union | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Never stop the push for freedom no matter the cost” | |
| 6. |  The Rockin' Guitar Solo of Randy Rhoads | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “In Randy We Trust” | |
| 7. |  The Monkey Lovin' Nation of Pygmy Marmoset | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “I Want A Pygmy Marmoset Sooo Bad!!!” | |
| 8. |  The Terrifying Truth of The Ozzman Cometh | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “The Ozzman Cometh!” | |
| 9. |  The Movie Franchise of The Alien from Alien | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “I was in a movie” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist Republic of Mr Ho Chi Minh | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Who's Mr. Ho Chi Minh Now?” |
