The Safest in Parkland
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Parkland is ranked 24,622nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of 9th | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 2. |  The State of Da Donghai | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The State of 22nd | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Chuangban | Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “State” | |
| 5. |  The State of Chiqu | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 6. |  The District of 17th | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 7. |  The State of Yun Choi | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “We Will Endure” | |
| 8. |  The District of Parkland Ridge | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Community First” |
