The Safest in Penguia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Penguia is ranked 15,612th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Show Yourself | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “You're a sneaky little imposter!” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Penguland | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “All Hail Pengu” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Light Cycle | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Cycling through the Multiverse!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Light Fighter | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Soaring through the Multiverse!” | |
| 5. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Independentism Francoist | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Francoist-Defenderism | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No such thing as a Franco-Defenderist” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of A Tree of Life | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Xytan Jar Wattinree | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “We shall endure, by the grace of God” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Kitsune Wattinree | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “We shall endure, by the grace of God” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Franco-Defenderist | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No such thing as a Franco-Defenderist” |
