The Rudest Citizens in Penguia
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Penguia is ranked 14,427th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava Cal | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!” | |
| 2. |  The Loving Couple of -ShipFan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I ship it!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of The Last Laser Master | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “In the beginning, there was only Darkness...” | |
| 4. |  The Ancient Nazerite of Thou hast | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “I like to hear your reaction when I send you a telegram” | |
| 5. |  The Jovian Guard of Jarwattinree | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Trump the God Emperor | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Alien Life | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “01000001 01101100 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100001” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Narsarmijit | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Trees of Life | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Penguia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!” |
