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The Highest Economic Output in Portugal de Esquerda

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Fiefdom of Burlings	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Fazer do Mar o Sustento de Um Povo”
2.	The Union of Quesasland	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Nós somos os melhores de Quesastown”
3.	The Federação Democrática of Cidadelhe	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Juntos seguiremos em frente”
4.	The União of Afonsonecas	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Nós somos coelhinhos”
5.	The Sementes of Pevides	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“I am weak, small, of no consequence to the universe.”
6.	The Dictatorship of Otelo	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Liberdade p'ra tudo”
7.	The Bannorn of Arsunt	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Perzys se Nesh”
8.	The Holy Empire of Tat Badenti	Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches	“By The People For The People”