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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Primitiveness

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Primitiveness is ranked 22,377^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Refugi Flagship of The CRS Adequate	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Welcome to The Adequate”
2.	The Desperate Relevancy Attempts of I have no context and I must agendapost	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“I'm back after 50 years, I heard there was a raid?”
3.	The Most Serene Republic of Curious Your Name Is Wynne And Yet	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“I could reanimate myself, but where's the fun in that?”
4.	The Credit Fraud Is Old News of Thieves are stealing my hemoglobin	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“Those blasted internet thieves...”
5.	The Free Land of Ill See You On Wine	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“It's more than Ubuntu when it's me and you...”
6.	The 480 sugar grams of Bandai Nanaimo	Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists	“Located in Gundam BC, The Dark Souls of Canada”
7.	The Republic of Perfectly Spherical Venn Diagrams	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“So Much For The Lactose-Tolerant Left”
8.	The Stringent Dietary Regimen of A Horse Thicc Enough to Carry You	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Thicc enough to carry you, your hopes, and your dreams.”
9.	The 10 kilometres of Bolder Boulder	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Roads are for Rhodes”
10.	The James Cameron's Commentary of Mysterious Xarxes	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“The Deserts of Rust and Wounds”

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