The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“How will you act?”
3.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
4.	The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.”
5.	The District of Cole County	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Community”
6.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Sandanski	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Robot se bori za sloboda,a slobodniot za sovrsenstvo”
7.	The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sharing is caring!”
8.	The Free Lunch of PerpetualMotionMachine	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Something for nothing!”
9.	The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“NWo 4Life”
10.	The Macedonian IMRO Republic of Sloboda ili Smrt	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“Sloboda ili Smrt za Makedonija”