The Highest Crime Rates in Right to Life
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Jumbae | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Fighting to new life” | |
| 2. |  The Allied States of Nabafibraltar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Monodontidae” | |
| 3. |  The Disputed Territories of Kod Ehrenes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Alpine Arc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Jingoistic States of Spupydup | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “The Chains make you Free” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Montante | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Deu, Rei e Națión” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Leanzabo | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Honorat sigui Déu, noble és la família” | |
| 8. |  The Theocracy of Sacred Republic of Deseret | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Choose the right” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of The Kingdom of Atmania | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Non declinavit ad dextram sive ad sinistram.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Immanueli | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “God is with us. We live for him.” |
