The Most Primitive in Russia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Russia is ranked 8,815th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!!!” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Greatness of Empress Catherine II | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I praise loudly, I blame softly.” | |
| 4. |  The Democratic State of Tereshkov | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Разрывая цепи” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Rurik | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Героям слава!” | |
| 6. |  The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Tadocria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The True Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Magas | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Orthodoxy, Autocracy, and Nationality” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Kerensky | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Единство” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of All-Russian Government of Amur | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |
