The Most Primitive in Russia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Russia is ranked 8,815th in the world for Most Primitive.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Trumptastrophe of Trumpton | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Donald Trump, YOU’RE FIRED!!!” | |
2. | The United Socialist States of Colbala Con | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
3. | The Greatness of Empress Catherine II | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I praise loudly, I blame softly.” | |
4. | The Democratic State of Tereshkov | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Разрывая цепи” | |
5. | The Republic of Rurik | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Героям слава!” | |
6. | The Buttastrophe of Buttstan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Shirtless on a horse? Try elderly, bald, and bloated!” | |
7. | The People's Republic of Tadocria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The True Freedom” | |
8. | The Republic of Magas | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Orthodoxy, Autocracy, and Nationality” | |
9. | The Republic of Kerensky | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Единство” | |
10. | The Empire of All-Russian Government of Amur | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” |