The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 5. |  The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Root is God” | |
| 6. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 7. |  The Rumpshaking Action of Booty Time | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Booty time, booty time! Across the USA!” | |
| 8. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 9. |  The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
| 10. |  The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I am a loathesome creature.” |
