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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in San Jose

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The City of San Jose	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Capital of Silcon Valley”
2.	The Free Land of Andygiang	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“Work or starve”
3.	The Student Body of San Jose State University	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Powering Silicon Valley”
4.	The Town of Los Gatos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Los Gatos”
5.	The Neighborhood of Rose-Sartorette	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“My Neighborhood”
6.	The Students of West Valley College	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Academic Excellence”
7.	The Neighborhood of Willow Glen	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Willow Glen”