The Most Rebellious Youth in Strawberry Hill
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Murderers” | |
2. | The Kingdom of Berry World | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Berries, anyone?” | |
3. | The Small Rural Town of The Hillside Card Farm | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Cheerfully farming cards since June 22ᴺᴰ, 2020!” |