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The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Thanksgiving

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, Thanksgiving is ranked 1,349^th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Dining Room Full of Thanksgiving Dinner	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Pass The Gravy”
2.	The Quandary of Many cooks spoil the broth	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“No one who cooks, cooks alone”
3.	The Rogue Nation of Kuroari	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Black secret technique machine shot”
4.	The Republic of Lower Wain Sall Anteate	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.	The Republic of Koem Kebab	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“0”
6.	The Republic of Itqly	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Mission Accomplished”
7.	The Adventures of The Butter Man	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“I'm Coming For You Al Roker!”