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The Nudest in Thanksgiving

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Thanksgiving is ranked 1,481^st in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Rogue Nation of Kuroari	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Black secret technique machine shot”
2.	The Republic of Koem Kebab	Left-Leaning College State Paradise	“0”
3.	The Dining Room Full of Thanksgiving Dinner	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Pass The Gravy”
4.	The Republic of Itqly	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“Mission Accomplished”
5.	The Republic of Lower Wain Sall Anteate	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
6.	The Adventures of The Butter Man	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“I'm Coming For You Al Roker!”
7.	The Quandary of Many cooks spoil the broth	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“No one who cooks, cooks alone”