The World World Census

World Census experts studied the ratings of daytime television chat shows to estimate the percentage of citizens who are employed.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Alspring of Ratateague	Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State	“ᴀʟʟ ɍᴀᴛʜᴇʀs ᴄᴀʀᴇ ɍѳʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sѳɴs”
2.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
4.	The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Why bother?”
5.	The Alexander's Macedon Empire of Great Macedonia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists	“We shall rise again”
6.	The Clamdinger of Clamdigger	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Clam on!”
7.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
8.	The Thug of NWA EAZY E	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ”
9.	The Incorporated States of Maxwell Lord	Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones	“Throw money at the problem.”
10.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedonica	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Epa freedom”