The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in The Atheist Empire
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Consumerist Zombie Horde of Gargolia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Be happy in your work. Dismissed!” | |
| 2. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Slimweener | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Some men just want to watch the world burn.” | |
| 3. |  The Corporate Territory of SaederKrupp | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Oh please, do deal with a Dragon” | |
| 4. |  The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian Europe | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Im in ur base killin ur d00dz” | |
| 5. |  The Brotherhood of The Iron Knights | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Honour, Justice, Technology” | |
| 6. |  The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No sense or purpose in their deaths.” | |
| 7. |  The Second Chance of RU-486 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Take two and don't call me in the morning.” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Faithless | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “No faith here...” | |
| 9. |  The Island of Haleistin | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “My own mind is my own church.” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Republic of Zargomie | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Easy living” |
