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Governor: The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia

WA Delegate: The Democratic Republic of Beazlend (elected )

Founder: The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia

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Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 231st Highest Economic Output: 383rd Most Influential: 447th+37
Smartest Citizens: 450th Highest Poor Incomes: 454th Most Cultured: 466th Most Advanced Public Education: 474th Most Advanced Public Transport: 532nd Lowest Crime Rates: 557th Largest Information Technology Sector: 590th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 619th Most Scientifically Advanced: 664th Largest Governments: 667th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 735th Highest Average Incomes: 740th Largest Publishing Industry: 761st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 768th Most Valuable International Artwork: 791st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 798th Most Beautiful Environments: 812th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 819th Most Corrupt Governments: 835th Healthiest Citizens: 848th Most Secular: 928th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 990th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,037th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,052nd Most Inclusive: 1,150th Nudest: 1,156th Highest Food Quality: 1,239th Most Nations: 1,388th Largest Populations: 1,442nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,531st Most Subsidized Industry: 1,553rd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,637th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,795th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,863rd Most Developed: 1,898th Most Armed: 2,745th Most Patriotic: 2,852nd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Atheist Empire!

This region is the new and improved version of Atheist Empire - please endorse Beazlend!

Creator Deity: Pasta Pharia
Prophet of the Lord: Beazlend

April Fool dispensers to be installed shortly...

SONG OF THE WEEKLinkMonsters Ball by Butcher Babies

Regional Anthem
LinkImagine

All song of the week recommendations go to Beazlend or Arutiise

We have a discord server! Please TG Beazlend for the link to the server.
LinkRegional Map; New members must reside in the region for a month before claiming a spot on the map. TG an officer to make your claim!

Featured on April 17 2016, May 20 2020, and September 12 2024


Map

This is the map of The Atheist Empire created by The Democratic Republic of Beazlend . It has 0 estimated diplomatic weight behind it, the most in The Atheist Empire. It is one of 2 maps of The Atheist Empire.

Embassies: Philosophy 115, The Socialist States of the Philippines, The Illuminati, Union of Socialist Soviet Republics, Florida, Scandinavia, Hollow Point, Trade Federation, Australia, United Federation of Planets, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Laissez Faireholm, The Satanic Cathedral, Ivory Tower, Groland, Hippy Haven, and 21 others.Genuan Rebirth, France, Federation of Planets Headquarters, International German Coalition, The Dirt Alliance, The Bar on the corner of every region, Ruritania, Hell, The World of Remnant, The Great Universe, Gypsy Lands, Misanthropic Bloc, Union of Nationalists, Citadel of Ricks, Realm of Unrestricted Science, Gay Equality, Krillin, Fredonia, The Slide Countries, nya Skandinavien, and The United Islands of the Atlantic.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Map, and Medium.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Atheist Empire contains 15 nations, the 1,388th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Authoritarian in The Atheist Empire

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, The Atheist Empire is ranked 7,410th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Oppressed Peoples of SlimweenerIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”
2.The Holy Empire of Pasta PhariaCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“He boiled for your sins!”
3.The Nuhaatyc Republic of ArutiiseCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“No sense or purpose in their deaths.”
4.The Brotherhood of The Iron KnightsAuthoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists“Honour, Justice, Technology”
5.The Rather Unusual Madhouse of Barbarian EuropeCorporate Police State Halliburton“Im in ur base killin ur d00dz”
6.The Constitutional Republic of ZargomieDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Easy living”
7.The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular HumanistsDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Think, before you believe!”
8.The Corporate Territory of SaederKruppFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Oh please, do deal with a Dragon”
9.The Dictatorship of The country once called HungaryDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Nem.”
10.The Second Chance of RU-486Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Take two and don't call me in the morning.”
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Regional Happenings

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The Atheist Empire Regional Message Board

As a train pulls into the The Atheist Empire train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at The Atheist Empire station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the The Atheist Empire station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Wouldn't even let on the train: Has to be a horrible region, for example, a fascist region, a homophobic region, racist region etc, or I don't like the region.

Coach Class: Dead region, region with little to no activity, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train.

Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, or I like the region.

Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, Bite My Biscuits rated this region Legendary, or I really like the region.

First Class: Region with a ton of activity, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.

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Coach Class (Dead Region)

A huge shape appears on the horizon, glowing faintly. It slowly gets closer and closer until it is hovering above today's featured region, The Atheist Empire.
Suddenly, a flurry of small aircraft descends on The Athiest Empire, bringing goods to trade from the many places that The Wad has visited.
They also bring a gift for Pasta Pharia, a giant eraser with the words "Congrats on becoming a featured region and remember, avoid having small pieces of eraser shavings."
Later in the day, The Wad departs, headed to The West Atlantic to further trade goods. On behalf of Waddy Mac Waddface, until we meet again!

A late thank you to all the folks who stopped by to congratulate us on our being featured! I really didn't think we'd get featured again but it's a very pleasant surprise

Arutiise wrote:A late thank you to all the folks who stopped by to congratulate us on our being featured! I really didn't think we'd get featured again but it's a very pleasant surprise

I guess it happens once every 4 or 5 years.

Regarding the poll, most years we end up going the cure route. We have done the beat them route a couple of times but never join them route. Whichever one we end up agreeing is the one we must stick with, anyone found not following it will be temporarily banned from the region.

Let's go for beat, see how low we can keep the overall death toll

As I said, joining the side that has absolutely everything rigged in its favour is rather pointless.
Should we ever decide to go this route, I won't go against you, I wouldn't participate at all.
The only thing I could see where it isn't pointless is a free-for-all do what you want.

Oh like an intra-region vs match?
I actually wouldn't be against doing something like that, zombies side and a human side. Humies could work together or split into kill/cure camps, could be a fun little bit of light RP

Arutiise wrote:Oh like an intra-region vs match?
I actually wouldn't be against doing something like that, zombies side and a human side. Humies could work together or split into kill/cure camps, could be a fun little bit of light RP

Exactly.

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