The Safest in The Atheist Empire
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Atheist Empire is ranked 8,005th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Think, before you believe!” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Beazlend | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there” | |
| 3. |  The Peaceful Underworld of The Nergal Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Our eyes are everywhere.” | |
| 4. |  The Imperial Free City of Tillania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Et hätt noch immer jot jejange” | |
| 5. |  The Brotherhood of The Iron Knights | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Honour, Justice, Technology” | |
| 6. |  The Island of Haleistin | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “My own mind is my own church.” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of The country once called Hungary | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nem.” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Republic of Zargomie | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Easy living” | |
| 9. |  The Land of Precious Metals and of Silverbugs | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “I used to never finish anything, but now I” | |
| 10. |  The Second Chance of RU-486 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Take two and don't call me in the morning.” |
