The Most Influential in The Atheist Empire
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Beazlend | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Oh hai Mark. I did not see you there” | |
| 2. |  The Nuhaatyc Republic of Arutiise | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No sense or purpose in their deaths.” | |
| 3. |  The Pastafarian Dudeism of Free secular Humanists | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Think, before you believe!” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Faithless | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “No faith here...” | |
| 5. |  The Constitutional Republic of Zargomie | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Easy living” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Free City of Tillania | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Et hätt noch immer jot jejange” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Pasta Pharia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “He boiled for your sins!” | |
| 8. |  The Second Chance of RU-486 | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Take two and don't call me in the morning.” | |
| 9. |  The Consumerist Zombie Horde of Gargolia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Be happy in your work. Dismissed!” | |
| 10. |  The Brotherhood of The Iron Knights | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Honour, Justice, Technology” |
