The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Combine of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 2. |  The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We sit at the nexus of technology and human creativity” | |
| 3. |  The European Property of Cool Yugoslavia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Brotherhood and unity in a United European State!” | |
| 4. |  The Sɴiffєʀ ᴅoɢs of Jack Russell | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Yap! Yap! Yap!” |
