The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
3. | The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “What the FCUK?” | |
4. | The Importance of Being Earnest | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.” | |
5. | The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
6. | The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For Science!” | |
7. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
8. | The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
9. | The High-Technate of Athretvari | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
10. | The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We know it” |