The World World Census
The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Alexander's Macedon Empire of Great Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We shall rise again” | |
5. | The Lions Empire of Macedonian Lions | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “!@#$%^&*()” | |
6. | The Western R and D Division of The Phoenix Foundation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Working for the Betterment of Mankind” | |
7. | The Reptilian Rage of Gamera | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “I am full of meat.” | |
8. | The Queendom of Thorvel | Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell | “In the name of God, On guard !” | |
9. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
10. | The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |