The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in The Communist Bloc
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of -Gregoria | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Unity is justified, when working together!” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of -Khalistan | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “For Equality and God” | |
| 3. |  The Loving Couple of -Shipping-Fan- | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I ship it.” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of 0010101 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Even God Can't Save You Here” | |
| 5. |  The Air Militia Brigade of 13 Eskadron | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “nyoom.” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of 40 Eridani | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Ad Astra!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Aatrozka | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Peace and progress by any means!” | |
| 8. |  The Colony of Abandoned Island | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Abandoned for life” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Abkaziastan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “To The new hill of communism can be seen over there” | |
| 10. |  The Pеoplе's Rеpublic of Acadiane | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Prolétairеs dе tous lеs pays, unissеz-vous!” |
