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The Most Avoided in The Cuckoos Egg

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 2,998^th in the world for Most Avoided.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
2.	The Dominion of Root	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“Root is God”
3.	The Bosphorus Spanning City of Gawddamntinople	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Can I have a yellow rose, please?”
4.	The Kingdom of Mr Stalker	Corporate Police State Halliburton	“Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling.”
5.	The Tim a of Puppet of Puppet of a Tim	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“The Fire of the Phoenix Shall Burn”
6.	The Principality of Princesses Celestia and Luna	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“Friendship is magic; barring that, there's lunar exile.”
7.	The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of Insomniac Roavin	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy	“No sleep until I have reinvented this damn wheel”
8.	The Words of Jonathan Swift	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Seriously, seriously serious.”
9.	The Matriarchy of Hysterical Females	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Prozac, Xanax, Wine, and Chocolate!”
10.	The Cuckoo's of Krazie Karl	Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots	“Held captive in the Cuckoo's Egg Again”