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The Cuckoos Egg RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondus

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 620th Nudest: 903rd Largest Black Market: 1,192nd+5
Largest Populations: 1,350th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,554th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,563rd Highest Economic Output: 1,699th Fattest Citizens: 1,816th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Cuckoos Egg, the personal (but seldom visited) region of Game Administrator SalusaSecondus.

The region is under the anti-marsupial stewardship of TAO and the New TAO Order and its pursuit of the Art of Nothingness.

We occasionally engage in efficacious conversation but this is not one of those scheduled weeks.

Requests for embassy exchanges from embassy collectors will typically be denied ... unless your region is unique or you have sent a particularly compelling representative to woo us.

WA Delegates may be given additional authority upon request. If you become elected as our WA Delegate and would like access to the regional admin page, please telegram SalusaSecondus and request it.

Embassies: Space Sector RPRA, the Rejected Realms, Wysteria, The Skeleton Army, the West Pacific, The Moon, Testregionia, Titan, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, International Debating Area, Hell, and Travelling Region.

Tags: Casual, Medium, Multi-Species, Neutral, Silly, Snarky, Social, and Surreal.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Cuckoos Egg contains 23 nations, the 620th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Cuckoos Egg

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Cuckoos Egg is ranked 13,493rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Alternate of Angelic GophersCorporate Police State Halliburton“Knife? What knife?”
2.The Game Administrator's Realm of SalusaSecondusFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
3.The Command Cyborg of ParadroidDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Don't worry, it's our latest beta release.”
4.The Crimson Mystery of Ellery SpraysberryLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“You won't even know I'm here.”
5.The Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs of On Beyond ZebraAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of CtrekozaInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Why is this my problem?”
7.The Graveyards of Mashed Potato MountainInoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“Strengths origin is in science”
8.The Rogue Nation of Burnt BaguetteLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Cette baguette est brűlé”
9.The Republic of A Koala ClanCorrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship“Koalas...everywhere...”
10.The Bosphorus Spanning City of GawddamntinopleFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“Can I have a yellow #2 pencil, please?”

Regional Happenings


The Cuckoos Egg Regional Message Board

Noooooooo!!!! I can't believe I missed the rum cellar open day!

The Clearly Confused wrote:Noooooooo!!!! I can't believe I missed the rum cellar open day!

And we even sent out notifications to everyone via messenger unicorns. You weren't being held hostage by RL, were you?

The New TAO Order wrote:And we even sent out notifications to everyone via messenger unicorns.

I never saw the messenger but I did receive a "pick up" notice from the regional post office in my mailbox today. Even so, it was too late to make the event. And I had been practicing my "Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" for weeks!

And it appears I also missed Nday4.

I'm here too woo you..

*clears throat*

I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm beggin' you to beg me
I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'll shine up my old brown shoes
I'll put on a brand new shirt
I'll get home early from work
If you say that you love me
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
See you cryin' (cryin, cryin')
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
See you cryin' (cryin, cryin')
Feelin' all alone without a friend
You know you feel like dyin' (dyin', dyin')
Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I
See you cryin' (cryin', cryin')

3 days 20 hours ago: The Traveling troubadour God of Muh Godliness of the region The Holy Church of Roads proposed constructing embassies.

I like the opening salvo ... the region is more than 4 years old and has collected fewer than 20 embassies in that time. But the region is home to only three nations -- most likely puppets of the founder. Their region theme does not appear to be all that compatible to ours. Also, the region has connections to the region Libertatem and may be a side shoot of that region.

If anyone has comments either in favor or against the embassy proposal, please express them. Or, if you see this notice for comments and it is too late to worry about it, you will lose your monthly rum rations and be required to submit to 100 hours regional service (probably painting rainbows on sidewalks segments).

You don't sound very enthusiastic about an embassy with them.

Thank goodness I saw this in time! I hate painting rainbows on sidewalks.

I have complete faith in your decision on any embassy. Who is to say their cute opening line won't be followed by inappropriate groping and leaving us with the check?

Bl..dy H..l

Being groped i don't mind, but loosing my monthly rum rations, and having to pick up the check.
Totally Unacceptable.

The Art of Nothingness wrote:You don't sound very enthusiastic about an embassy with them.

Neither does anyone else.

Application denied!

New region flag hoisted atop Minininjas' abandoned old red VW microbus. (Bent flag pole courtesy of our friends in TWP.)


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