The Fattest Citizens in The Departure Lounge
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Departure Lounge is ranked 26,721st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Psychotropic Tankie Gulag of Enrages | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “An Infantile Disease” |
