The Largest Cheese Export Sector in The East Pacific
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 3. |  The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Haha458 | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Duty, Power, Victory” | |
| 5. |  The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy Civilians | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Perfectly Fine, Thank You....” | |
| 6. |  The Corporate-Owned Kingdom of Economic Nirvana | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Increased profits create happiness.” | |
| 7. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of War Dogs II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “To the front, scurvy dogs.” | |
| 9. |  The Bread Loving Folk of Under Upper Antartica | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Let's get this bread” | |
| 10. |  The United Kingdom of Lundenia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Wardens of the West” |
