The Safest in The Gay Agenda
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Gay Agenda is ranked 8,773rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Ianthe | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Posinernia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Royal States of The Isles of Bermuda | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Nos non prohibere belli.” | |
| 4. |  The Bowzin Property of Nabwabshodovadostarbar | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Check out my resume!” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Largeist Gay Icecream | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Incorporated States of Fielland Tas | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 7. | The State of Being of Gay and Exhausted | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Zzz” |
