The World World Census
The Largest Cheese Export Sector in the World
Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
3. | The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
4. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
5. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
6. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedonica | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Epa freedom” | |
7. | The VMRO of Dame Gruev | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Podobro uzasen kraj otkolku uzas bez kraj-D.Gruev,1903” | |
8. | The Federation of New Terra | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Sacrifichiamo l'anima ed il ferro per l'Italia suprema!” | |
9. | The Queendom of Thorvel | Tyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois | “In the name of God, On guard !” | |
10. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” |