The Safest in Waifu
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Waifu is ranked 10,799th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Rumikia | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “World is mine. Miku, Hatsune” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Polish Popular State | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “For our freedom and yours” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Lower Osmantephe Yetion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Do I need one?” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Liechteinshtain | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “We will crush our enemies and rise with our allies” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Ligr | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Forward to the Sky!” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Sozedia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The United Kingdom of Pakistanisk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Death before dishonour” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Luminoll | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “God and my right shall me defend” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Putkin | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Serkria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Let's go to the end” |
