The World World Census
The Most Devout in the World
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 5. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 6. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 7. |  The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” | |
| 8. |  The Friendly Game of Dogs Playing Poker | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Deuces high.” | |
| 9. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 10. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedoniae | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Macedonian Satrap” |
