The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
5. | The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
6. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
7. | The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
8. | The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
9. | The Extra Low Prices of Food Lion | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Saving you time and money is our business.” | |
10. | The Imperial Autocracy of Uhuh-Topia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Nihil agere delectat. Uhuh!” |