The World World Census
The Most Compassionate Citizens in the World
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Queendom of Kindjal | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
2. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
3. | The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
4. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedoniae | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Macedonian Satrap” | |
5. | The Macedonian Protectorate of Thesalia | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Peace!!!” | |
6. | The Commonwealth of Achilles Wrath | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Stand tall against the enemy...” | |
7. | The Federation of New Terra | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Sacrifichiamo l'anima ed il ferro per l'Italia suprema!” | |
8. | The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
9. | The Republic of Wilkshire | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
10. | The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” |