The Most Rebellious Youth in The Moon
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
| 2. |  The Oasis of Moonlight Shadow | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Bear arms and arm Bears!” | |
| 3. |  The Sea of Tranquility | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed.” | |
| 4. |  The Space Soviet Republic of The Lunar Commune | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “Communism IN SPACE!” | |
| 5. |  The Commercial Success of Dawson Is The Moon | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “DAWSON IS THE MOON” | |
| 6. |  The Colony of Feynland Luna | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “One small step for Feynland, one giant leap for mankind” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Catenaccio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “The best defense is a good italian” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of CINOCI 47 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Haunted by the memories of things we'll never see” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of The Coneheads | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “Consume Massive Quantities!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Merctor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |
