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The Moon RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan (elected )

Founder: The Full Moon of Parvani

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 288th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 948th Largest Black Market: 1,273rd+2
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,638th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,536th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to The Moon.

All are welcome here, except for Martians. Go home, greenies!

Nothing much happens on the Moon, since there's no oxygen. But if you're lucky, you might find some neat craters! Lunar explorers are encouraged to drop into the MoonLight Bar, which is now hosted on our RMB since the forums imploded.

Cheese is our speciality, particularly the stuff with holes in it. It's freshly mined by captive astronauts, so take your pick. Just watch out for buried Transformers and roving Moon Princesses.

Conspiracy theorists should ponder: What if the Moon landings weren't faked - only the return to Earth? There's a reason they haven't visited in over 40 years...

Please endorse the delegate Sedgistan as it makes him feel important.

  1. 5

    Intro to the Moon, WA and Embassy policies etc.

    MetaGameplay by Sedgistan . 167 reads.

  2. 7

    Space Invaders Land on the Moon

    BulletinCampaign by Liddell hart . 262 reads.

Embassies: San Francisco Bay Area, Space Sector RPRA, That Place Over There, the Rejected Realms, Katasia, the West Pacific, The Cuckoos Egg, Testregionia, Eientei Gensokyo, The Great Universe, Cheddar, The Joint Systems Alliance, The Planet X, and Free The Cheese.

The embassy with Free The Cheese is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Tags: Anarchist, Casual, Eco-Friendly, Large, Magical, Neutral, Outer Space, Pacifist, Silly, and Surreal.

The Moon contains 83 nations, the 288th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Economic Output in The Moon

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, The Moon is ranked 3,349th in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Radioactive Paradise of Plutonium MesaBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency“Our half-life shall be eternity”
2.The Fishermen of CarriacouCapitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers“The Fishermen of Carriacou”
3.The 🌸 Pinktastic 🐾 Coffee ☕ Loving 💕 Grand 🧀 Dutchy 🌷 Queendom 👑 of Crazy girlMother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy“☕ Please bring more coffee ☕”
4.The Misty Mountains of SedgisatanIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“All that glitters is not gold”
5.The Incredibly Inactive People of Sedgistan 2Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists“You're smart enough to know that talking won't save you”
6.The Sedgistani Puppetmaster of LibertishAnarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society“3rd founder of The New Power Federation”
7.The Thearchic Lunar Wasteland of Argent MesaPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Pray to me, my wretched playthings, and I will laugh!”
8.The Unbearable Lightness of HovertanksTyranny by Majority Tyranny by Bourgeois“What goes up… better doggone well stay up.”
9.The Full Moon of ParvaniDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Full moon, strange things can happen”
10.The Spurned Souls of Sedgistan 5Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots“When the music ends, pick up your gun.”
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Regional Happenings


The Moon Regional Message Board

Who wants some chutney to go with the cheese?

Hello everyone! My name is Katashi “Carl” Yamamoto, and I’m the foreign minister for Haweili-Junobal. Nice to meet you all!

Hello! What food did you bring?

Crazy girl wrote:Hello! What food did you bring?

We have chicken, fried locust, pepper jack cheese, buttered noodles, and for dessert, pound cake.

Not sure about the locust, but welcome to the Moon!

Help yourself to some cheese, we have plenty.

Crazy girl wrote:Not sure about the locust, but welcome to the Moon!

Help yourself to some cheese, we have plenty.

Thank you!

How is everyone here today?

Odawa wrote:How is everyone here today?

Sleepy and in need of coffee.

Crazy girl wrote:Sleepy and in need of coffee.

That’s probably because you were doing hard work on the forums 😀

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