The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the South Pacific
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 21,901st in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Hamronica | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “Mahnamahna” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Darkmen | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “gold or lead” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 4. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 5. |  The United Kingdom of Roger Maestro Federer | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “I am tomorrow's future” | |
| 6. |  The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “To rule and opress” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Ralphburg | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Woof Woof Awoooo” | |
| 9. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Republic of Havenwelle | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Honor and Glory to the Grand Republic!” |
