by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Compassionate Citizens in the World

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of KindjalDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”
2.The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-MannhattanNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty DogNew York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.”
4.The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of MakedoniaeDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Macedonian Satrap”
5.The Macedonian Protectorate of ThesaliaDemocratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens“Peace!!!”
6.The Commonwealth of Achilles WrathIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“Stand tall against the enemy...”
7.The Federation of New TerraPsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Sacrifichiamo l'anima ed il ferro per l'Italia suprema!”
8.The Federal Commonwealth of Pax AureaLeft-wing Utopia Utopia“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
9.The Republic of WilkshireScandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal“Everyone for everyone else”
10.The Eternal Misfortune of ThalasseLiberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
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