The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Cylea | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Libertas inaestimabilis” | |
| 5. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 6. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 7. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Sandanski | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Robot se bori za sloboda,a slobodniot za sovrsenstvo” | |
| 8. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “No one cares about chocolate pudding.” | |
| 10. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” |
