The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Alexander's Macedon Empire of Great Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “We shall rise again” | |
4. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “My way or the highway” | |
7. | The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
8. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
9. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “The car won't start!” | |
10. | The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Roses have thorns!” |