The World World Census

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir	Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives	“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
2.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“How will you act?”
4.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers	“Gargantuan Love God”
5.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
6.	The Free Land of Oregonian	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal	“Alis Volat Propiis”
7.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship	“All is well.”
8.	The United States of Lady-Liberty	Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society	“...yearning to breathe free.”
9.	The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndrome	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“Death to those who are askin' for it.”
10.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Macedonia Forever	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Freedom for the peoples”