The Nicest Citizens in The Western Isles
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Probably Not Around of Samudera | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Jalesveva Jayamahe” | |
| 2. |  The Intermittent Republic of Murab | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.” | |
| 3. |  The Utopian Kingdom of the Union of Roendavar | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “oth Roenar, Althoros cartha Eleathil” | |
| 4. |  The Socialist Federal Republic of Frencin | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Free the proletariat!” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic States of The Kayevies | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “As a river” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Federated Commonwealth of Selstville | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “-” | |
| 7. |  The Island Republic of Cosie | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Ubi bene, ibi patria” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of Tricklandia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Always Look Upon Tomorrow” | |
| 9. |  The Foolish Blue Dreamscapes of Orrorin | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Biaten | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We are one, we are equal” |
