The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United Bird Nations
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Roderick | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “United we stand!” | |
| 2. |  The Parasite infested feathers of Scabby Pigeon | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Spare a crust, guv?” |
