The Nicest Citizens in United Fascist Workers Association
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The The German Federation of Sovereign Republics | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Vorwärtz, zu der Zukunft!” | |
| 2. |  The Bannorn of Khefrem | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Merciful upon the Nations” | |
| 3. |  The Revolutionary Republic of Oretania | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “May God give us peace in our nation” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Altord | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Work, self-activity, discipline!” | |
| 5. |  The Neo-Reactionary State of Ultra | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Mehr sein als scheinen” | |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of German-America | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Out of Many Comes One” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Rudolf Diesel | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Plant Oil Use as Fuel May Seem Insignificant Today” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of New English National Legionary State | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Order and Safety for all” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Nassauland | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Voor Vorst, Volk en Vaderland!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Scottish Unionist state | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “We Will Endure” |
