The Most Beautiful Environments in United Otter Emirates
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 501st in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “Be happy, or not...whatever” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
| 3. |  The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Moo” |
