The Safest in USSR
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, USSR is ranked 1,350th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Slavestate | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “BE VIGILANT” | |
| 2. |  The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Liberal Ukraine | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Only dead fish go with the flow” | |
| 5. |  The New Paradigm of Mutant wasteland | Left-Leaning College State Paradise | “We are getting stronger” | |
| 6. |  The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal | “Ńỹśe śuý. Ńỹśe yeźnima. Ńỹśe zwýńet.” | |
| 7. |  The Communist State of RedCommunist | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “No one can stop our mighty Soviet bureaucracies!” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist States of Red state of redosia | Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists | “Red or dead” | |
| 9. |  The República Popular of Marinajez | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “To Siberia” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist Republics of Egorka | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “Egorka, Guggy, Care.” |
